Hilleaters club has found a secret weapon in the battle with the elusive Half Marathon PB. As you can see in this exclusive photograph, a new form of under garments has been designed to push (or pull) the athlete to the limit. I can reveal that 'NASA technology' has been used to meld together the elusive 'nomoremoaning muscle' tissue into this revolutionary fabric. The effect amazingly transforms a 2 hour plus Half Marathon runner to a sub 2 hour flying machine. Soon to be on sale directly through the NW Hilleaters club website... A word of warning though, the effect was apparently beginning to fade at the nine mile mark and only the thought of a curry in Cardfiff Bay kept the runner 'going' !!
Wednesday, 28 October 2009
The Secret Of My Sub 2 Hour Run
It has been sensationally revealed that a member of the the NW
Hilleaters club has found a secret weapon in the battle with the elusive Half Marathon PB. As you can see in this exclusive photograph, a new form of under garments has been designed to push (or pull) the athlete to the limit. I can reveal that 'NASA technology' has been used to meld together the elusive 'nomoremoaning muscle' tissue into this revolutionary fabric. The effect amazingly transforms a 2 hour plus Half Marathon runner to a sub 2 hour flying machine. Soon to be on sale directly through the NW Hilleaters club website... A word of warning though, the effect was apparently beginning to fade at the nine mile mark and only the thought of a curry in Cardfiff Bay kept the runner 'going' !!
Hilleaters club has found a secret weapon in the battle with the elusive Half Marathon PB. As you can see in this exclusive photograph, a new form of under garments has been designed to push (or pull) the athlete to the limit. I can reveal that 'NASA technology' has been used to meld together the elusive 'nomoremoaning muscle' tissue into this revolutionary fabric. The effect amazingly transforms a 2 hour plus Half Marathon runner to a sub 2 hour flying machine. Soon to be on sale directly through the NW Hilleaters club website... A word of warning though, the effect was apparently beginning to fade at the nine mile mark and only the thought of a curry in Cardfiff Bay kept the runner 'going' !!
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They are quite dainty - I would love to see you wearing them!
ReplyDeleteNow come on Al, we all know they are yours...
ReplyDeleteThey are mine. So there. I don't care any more I am proud of my top quality motivational under garments. That and my 2 headed gummi bear obviously worked. NWH annual awards – greatest achievement. Me. Comedy kecks. Me. I did go to asda last night in the hope there was a men’s version. There wasn’t :)
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